DeBar Man

well it's 10 o'clock on a Saturday
the regular crowd shuffles in
there's an undergrad standing next to me
who's hoping that he'll be let in

now princeton's full of bad memories
and I'm not really sure why I stay
except that the governments paying me
about fifty dollars a day

moolah, moolah, diti dah
moolah, diti dah, moolah

pour me the beer you're the D-Bar Man
pour me some Rock tonight
cause we're all in the mood to get trashed again
and, no, I don't want a Bud Light

now the Guiness man is a friend of mine
and he usually drinks two or three
they're about a buck each
which is not out of reach
after paying tuition and fees

now Jean's a Canadian physicist
who's always chasing les femmes
he's talking with Mary
whose armpits are hairy
but he isn't looking at them

lala, lala, diti dah
lala, diti dah, lala

it's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
and the Bar Czar gives me a smile
because unlike me he will get his degree
although it will take him a while

the Woos are espousing their politics
while the engineers slowly get stoned
because the are sure they'll fail Generals
a Master's degree and they're screwed

lala, lala, diti dah
lala, diti dah, lala

pour me the beer you're the D-Bar Man
pour me some Rock tonight
cause we're all in the mood to get trashed again
and, no, I don't want a Bud Light


Copyright 1987 by Nasty, Brutish, and Short.  All Rights Reserved.