FPO

well it's one for the money
two for the show
three to get ready
now FPO

please won't you
give me my PhD
you can do anything
but give me my PhD

you can knock me down
step on my face
call my thesis a damn disgrace
you can do anything
you want to me
as long as you give me my PhD

please won't you
give me my PhD
you can do anything
but give me my PhD

you can knock me down
boot my car
lock me out'a DeBasement Bar
you can make me live
in the New GC
Just as long as you give me my PhD

please won't you
give me my PhD
you can do anything
but give me my PhD


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