Give Them Bs  (to the tune of "Let It Be")

When I find myself with piles of finals
But without the time to grade
I have a perfect system
Give them Bs.

My research is so important
I don't want students bugging me
So I avoid the hassle
and Give them Bs.

Give them Bs, ...
It looks fine on the transcript, give them Bs.

{Break}

When the broken-hearted premeds
Enrolled in my class ask me
"What grade will you give me?"
I give them Bs.

'Cause even if they didn't learn much
They all tried so hard to please
Reward their work (brown nosing)
Give them Bs.

Give them Bs,...
They don't know the answers, but that don't bother me.
Give them Bs,...
It looks fine on the transcript, give them Bs.


Copyright 1994 by William T. Bogart.  All Rights Reserved.