House of the New GC

there is a house in Princeton
they call the New GC
it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
who sought his PhD

My advisor was an asshole
he worked me day and night
I kept rewriting my thesis
but it never came out right

ten years later I'm still in Princeton
no closer to the end
my thesis is still not finished
and I'm my only friend

so mothers, tell your children
not to go where I do be
and spend your life in pain and misery
in the house of the New GC


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