Molson for Nothing

look at them yoyo's
that's the way to do it
they fill the pitchers at the old DB
that ain't workin'
that's the way to do it
Molson for nothin'
and your chips for free

that ain't workin'
that's the way to do it
let me tell you them guys ain't bright
maybe spill a little on your ratty levi's
maybe have to change a keg tonight

they gotta tend the microwave oven
they gotta take deliveries
they gotta make pizza and hot dogs
they gotta tune the color tv

that little weanie with the kahkis and the oxfords
yeah, buddy owns this bar
that little weanies has his pilot's license
that little weanie drives an ugly car

I should'a learned to run the D-Bar
I should'a learned to deal in graft
look at that, he's gonna stick it in his pocket
yeah, we could'a gotten half

and who's up there? what's that? punk rocker noises
he's spittin' on the albums and the new CD's
that ain't workin', that's the way to do it
molson for nothing
and your chips for free


Copyright 1987 by Nasty, Brutish, and Short.  All Rights Reserved.