What I Like About Woos

what I like about Woos
they let you sleep at night
never gonna wake you up
never make your pants feel tight

people wisperin' in my ear
you'd do better to stick to beer
and its true
instead of dating a Woo!

what I like about Woos
they really know how to dance
but they're never gonna let you know
how to get into their pants

so I keep on wisperin' in their ears
but they're too busy with their careers
its so true
that's what I like about woos

what I like about Woos
they always leave in May
gotta go to Washington
gotta make a power play

they keep on wisperin' in my ear
"we'll be running this place in a couple of years"
and its true
that's what I like about woos


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