One of the best Disclaimers I have come across goes like this : ( Its located at http://www.ittc.ku.edu/~magesh/disclaimer.html )

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Lets get down to serious issues :-)   This is the information that I log about all visitors on my page. Its just for ME to know who has kindly consented to visit my site ! Once again ... thanks for coming here !